Silence Short Sleeve Unisex T-shirt of the Graves

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Are you an Old Cemetery nerd? History lover? Have esoteric leanings toward life and the Big Mystery of it all? Or just a Macabre Soul? This shirt is for you if you are any one of those things. And, if you are like me and you are ALL of these things, then this shirt is DEFINITELY for you! This here’s a skyline of the oldest cemetery in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Normally, it really is a respite of peace and quiet- a captured point in time nestled in the middle of progress- except for that one day when a Knoxville local came by, shouting at me that all of the green stuff (she was referring to the algae, I think- Tennessee is a very wet place and it grows all over the streets and sidewalks; anywhere that stays put) was from dead bodies and that I was going to become infected and the military was going to quarantine me. She threatened to call the military on me, in fact. They say there is an opioid issue around here. Sometimes I see it.
Still, don’t be afraid of the place. She absolutely will NOT come inside the gates where this toxic funk thrives, and, the majority of the time, it really is pleasant.
Or, better yet, take a piece of it with you everywhere you go by living your life in this shirt of death. Maybe we will see each other around, and we will know each other by our shirts! Cheers, Comrade!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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